Third Goat from the Left

A new shareware game · The Bard of Bizarre, 1995 · registration $5

Third Goat from the Left: its title screen

Bethlehem, the holy night. You are the goat nobody painted: eat your way out of the shepherds' fold, scream your fainting cousins stiff, get lost in the crowd, dodge the wise men's camels and take your place in the line at the manger, third from the left. Shareware from The Sofa BBS, based on the song by The Bard of Bizarre, one of his bizarre gospels (lyrics shaped by ChatGPT from Lewis Moten's prompt; recording and cover art made with Riffusion, now Google Flow Music).

Play Third Goat from the Left right here in your browser — nothing to download or install — with a keyboard, a game controller or touch controls.

Shareware: the author’s notice and how to register are in the game, shown before it starts.

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Made with Game-Maker: Sandbox Edition · source code · A modified fork of RSD Game-Maker 3.0 — not an original RSD release.