Mustard Seed Hustle

A new shareware game · The Bard of Bizarre, 1995 · registration $5

Mustard Seed Hustle: its title screen

You are a mustard seed, the smallest thing in all the land, with the greatest feet. Hop out of your mound, lace up and hustle across the garden, push roots deep down in the dust for water, move a mountain with tiny faith and grow all the way up to the palm of God's hand. Shareware from The Sofa BBS, based on the song by The Bard of Bizarre, one of his gospel oddities (lyrics shaped by ChatGPT from Lewis Moten's prompt; music made with Riffusion, now Google Flow Music; animated cover made with Producer.ai, Riffusion's later name).

Play Mustard Seed Hustle right here in your browser — nothing to download or install — with a keyboard, a game controller or touch controls.

Shareware: the author’s notice and how to register are in the game, shown before it starts.

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Made with Game-Maker: Sandbox Edition · source code · A modified fork of RSD Game-Maker 3.0 — not an original RSD release.